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Umm, akshually. The Martian atmosphere is already 95℅ CO2. Its cold because the atmosphere is so thin. Its thin because Mars does not have a strong magnetic field like Earth does, so solar winds can strip away bits of the atmosphere. Also, Mars only has about 0.38 times the gravity of Earth, making it easier for gases to escape.
This is bad advice.
Use both hands.
When she asks “Can I have your name?”, don’t give it to her.
“Not as shit as you could be” is not something we should be praising. A handful of years is still too short, just because it is marginally better than their competitors doesn’t mean we should give Apple a pass. It just means that the industry is full of shitty companies that profit off of producing e-waste, and know that consumers have no real choice but to put up with it.
In case you don’t know, AKG doesn’t exist anymore.
The brand name still exists, but none of the people or facilities that made up the company before 2017 are still part of it. About the time they were bought by Samsung, the offices and manufacturing in Austria were closed.
You forgot “Squish the cat”.