shitposterformerlyknownasgarbage [none/use name]

once upon a time

i’m sure none of you are real, but it’s nice the CIA put this in place for me to feel comfortable without going outside.

rest in power king

i just vote everybody has a good time and no one gets upset

you will play dodgeball and like it. none of that pussy ass yoga bullshit. we’re dropping bombs baby. now whip that ball at sally in the face as hard as you can. shut the fuck up sally.

is a flash cart like a modchip from the ps1 era?

do the right thing

all my friends went to nola for billy strings. fuck that shit. i’m going to be bored and stink up my mom’s house. i tried to invite everybody to my mom’s house but instead they’re down there genociding alligators.