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Vodka brings nothing to a martini, fight me.

I also like to stir for 25 seconds, leave for a minute or two, and then strain into a chilled glass. No ice in the actual drink.

2 olives and lemon peel garnish.

I don’t get it.

It sounds like a nuclear option but it should avoid what would otherwise be a lot of fucking about. Fingers crossed a reinstall sorts it and you don’t have an underlying hardware issue.

Clean reinstall the OS.

I don’t find the Far Side funny at all. Is it supposed to be?

Also top. Started with MacOS but have carried this through to Windows much to the annoyance of my fellow Windows using coworkers.

I have been picking up some decent ones from TK Max lately.

DayZ has entered the chat.

The Gospel According to Blindboy in 115 Short Stories.

Blindboy Boatclub is one half of the Rubberbandits. There are stories about a van fuelled by Cork people’s accents, Tipperary’s first ISIS recruit, a sexually aggressive banshee and a fridge dragged heroically through the streets of Limerick.

This is fantastic.