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smackmyballsoff

smackmyballsoff@lemmynsfw.com
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Your hair is fiery auburn, el `caliente

Wonder if your pinocha is the same? Quieres?

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Your vagina is a waterfall that I would pay for

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Nice tits, I want to light them on fire and watch you spin around like a pincinata on a chikita’s diez cumpleaños which suits `tu because… cum… yessss b99999 kill itttt

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Why all the downvotes? What’s wrong with you plebeians ?

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Hey, you and everyone reading this need to take something from me, work on yourself, get to know yourself, don’t put so much energy into others and eventually you won’t even want a relationship you’ll be too in love with yourself to let another into that dynamic and risk it.

Decades of relationships and this is a summary of what I’ve learned, don’t learn the hard way! Put yourself first asap, requiring another person for happiness is codependency at its finest, trust me I’ve been there.

Don’t fret, much of the population is codependent, they just haven’t realized it. It’s super duper common. Society has taught us that relationships are a necessity in life so when we’re not in one we feel inadequate. That’s not true. You have you, and you are valuable.

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Wait what’s this about a free selection? Why would you have to be quick and sneaky if it’s free?

Sort of sounds like… shoplifting with extra steps

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I’m imagining there being some trees and whatnot, which may be in err but also being on a blank football field doesn’t seem very fair

Like in my mind I assumed you’d be in a sort of jungle atmosphere or something but admit that’s probably just from watching Jurassic park a few too many times.

Nevertheless the prompt doesn’t really elaborate on the exact environment it would be, just the size so I feel sort of justified with assuming it would be an “in theme” environment and not just… you vs. T-Rex on a random football field because that just seems idk, wrong… like you have a T-Rex, we’ve watched Jurassic park and everyone knows this is supposed to happen in a jungle /s

Edit: island with jungle-like trees and foliage…

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