soot_guy

I watched a video of two pit bulls mauling a thief who jumped a guys fence a while back. They were wagging their tails so hard you’d think they were about to take flight. A strange mix of maximum cute happiness and absolute terror.

Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive

Public Transit Enjoyer -love the smell of urine at the stops and elevators -enjoy filthy music from a speaker in a fellow rider’s back pocket that is looking for confrontation -take in bit of cigarette smoke from someone who could care less and lights up in the cart.

I’ve had many good public transit experiences, when any of those happen it just sucks

That’s what they said about a compact disc

You must always remember facelikeapotato-San. Never forget.

I’m in! Not drinking today

If you think Trader Joe’s sucks then get ready to work your own garden.

I would absolutely love for this to happen just one time

You probably leave no tip when you eat out, right? I say that because this phrase is the one most associated with being put on the tip line on a check. Anyway, I’m not trying to attack you. It is just frustrating to hear people think some jobs are less important than others in terms of a livelihood. In my opinion it is more appropriate to point out that replacing that job with a robot allows the person replaced to do something different within their field.

That was just a rude comment to make.

All this is missing is a bold “sponsored” line