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surewhynotlem

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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I wish cars came in more interesting colors. I’d go magenta.

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Empathy and anthropomorphization. It’s a good quality to have as a person, but it does cause these false positive triggers.

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This just be a common comment by now, but the Bajoran military insignia looks like a vulva and I can’t unsee it.

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Ok, I’m at my computer and plugged in my USB. Now what do I do?

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Ok. So what.

If they can fill the positions at that rate then they should be happy. They can increase prices since consumers don’t tip anymore and pocket the difference.

If you are correct, then the owners wouldn’t be fighting this.

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You sound like my management. Hey, we gave you some money yesterday, why isn’t the 10-year-long project done today?

These things ramp up. Modernization takes time. We won’t see the true benefits until 80% of the way through the process.

To be honest, I bet they targeted this one billion just to show some progress. It’s probably not even related to the actual modernization efforts they’re going through. But if they didn’t show some progress, idiots would cut their funding because, like my management and old man dick, political funding has no staying power.

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Oooh, gotcha. Yeah, it’s a rude way to put it, yes. Necessary to do, but could be worded nicer.

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I went with moissanite. It’s sparklier than diamond. My wife still gets compliments on it years later.

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Paradox of tolerance. Someone needs to correct the grumpy lady if she wants to keep participating.

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Sweet fruit flavored gelatin.

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