Ellia Plissken

have past attendees done something to make administration feel this is necessary?

oh, apparently it means my account is too new to upload images. interesting that I can’t upload my own profile pic

well they’ve only got short range weapons, so we have to send our troops over there to get shot

lol you’re supposed to lock it down BEFORE the world finds out they’re the best in the world. this is like proposing to an NBA player just after they get drafted

make sure you also rip your dvds, depending on conditions they can have a shelf life as short as 30 years. I think it’s usually closer to 100, but still

the only place I regularly ask for a receipt is at the grocery store, so nobody can hassle me on the way out. and I do sometimes have to return grocery items

my ADHD would have reigned supreme as a hunter-gatherer.

I’m not planning to pick berries tomorrow, but if I walk by a berry patch, my hyperfixation might just kick right in. especially since I get to eat the berries as I gather them, it’s just dopamine all over the place

I think I remember reading that early agrarians probably worked about 20 hours a week

a cat. I would like my superpower to be that everybody treats me like a cat