vampire

Hilarious that everyone is trying to make this into a sexist thing. The pharmacy tech bit is about fantasizing about someone to the point that you create in unrealistic image of them. The reason someone is disappointed about them being a pharmacy tech is because they aren’t a necromancer or a witch or some other gothic thing. It’s like oh, I thought you were gonna bring me back to your castle so we can drink blood from goblets and pray to the old gods, but we’re actually just gonna watch TV?

Jesus christ, nuance is so fucking dead.

My soul is not beautiful

Boooo don’t make this sort of joke at strangers you nasty slime

Wowww this is so deep bro you totally blew my mind, now pass the bong

The “In memory of country music 1922-1999” bit at the end actually made me kinda sad. I love actual country music :(

Idk if you guys know this but you can have a best friend without FUCKING THEM, YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMALS

Tough when you need a job.

Just copy your nix config over and build again. Non-issue. What? You don’t have a backup? You deserved it then.

Lol’d

Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren’t better than wiping. You’re wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.

My entire point is that normal people don’t have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.