In all honesty, Air makes you gay. I breathe and I’m gay. It could be water too though. Republicans might wanna stop in taking both of these dangerous substances. Thoughts and prayers for all of them to figure out how to stop being gay like me.

I once had a very noisy computer… It was the disk! I just balanced the data and all problems went away.

Bob, it looks like someone is going up the roof…

Oh okay Bob, well keep an eye on him…

Looks like he’s got some sort of weapon…

Yes Bob, but lol he didn’t bring it fully assembled!

That’s funny, I don’t think it’s loaded from the looks of it Bob.

Hold on Bob, I think I see him loading it up but it looks like he dropped the first round. Should we do anything?

No Bob, like I don’t think he’s gonna do it. I mean, look at him, all acrony and shit. Oh looks like he managed to put a full clip on it.

Bob, you remember your first clip? Wasn’t it a magical moment? It was for me Bob…

Well Bob, looks like he’s getting ready for something.

I think he just wants to watch the speech a little closer because he is adjusting the scope a bit.

Do you think we should ask him nicely to put the thing on safety while he watches the speech?

Nah! Oh shit, did you see? He shot!

Yeah but he missed. Should we shoot back?

These moments shall go down in history. Probably in the grade 10 bigly history of his trompiness book. Everyone will be going to Trump’s Ear 👂 memorial HS. The ear library etc. and we’re still going to have to pay back student debt and have no social security or healthcare. Plus thanks to our alliance with our friends China and Russia, we’ll be at war with Germany. But at least all gays and grannies would have been deported to Cuba and the Internet would have no dicks or tits at all. The end!.. Okay Billy time to go to bed! Hey I’m not reading you another one! I’m tired! I got torture class in the morning! And they brought really bad criminals this time…they smoked marijuana!

If anything, republicans are perfectly represented by Jeezuz Jeezy if you will because he is a total asshole true and thru. Yeah, that’s right, Jesus Christ is an asshole. Last night for example a bunch of people died in Gaza and Ukraine, innocent, hungry people. And guess what? putin is still alive, Mr Yahoo is still alive. They probably had some of the best tasting grapes by licking them off virgins bodies yesterday while they were freely murdering. Where’s Jesus? Oh! It’s s mystery! Oh he’s using putin for a good cause. Bullshit! The Christian Church is pure bullshit.

Hey Bob! Is that a 🐛 bug?

Nah Bob, it’s a feature! Windows is full of features!

I’d date her if she wasn’t that much dead, married to Clint and if I wasn’t married or if my wife let me. I mean she’s beautiful, I can see why he loves her.

She looks really healthy in that picture.

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

So is this what was making my teams show me as away? I kept trying to make it green and shit but it wouldn’t change.

Unless it was for a Bear 🐻🐨… depending on the bear and your personal fitness you may be better off not running out. But mostly always it’s better to run out of a Bear’s way.