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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles(newsthump.com)

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: “You won’t believe what happens next!”

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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“My Husband…”

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renrenPDX@lemmy.world
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I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

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shoots someone by accident

“Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!”

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