“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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You’re a better cook than a hypothetical woman you haven’t found?

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Yeah I meant to type “If my wife could find a job that could…” but my brain backfired.

She might not be a good cook but she really is the brains of the operation.

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