53 points
Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You’ll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!
16 points
Live a little will ya.
Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.
9 points
I’m already a 3D printer. I’m not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.
1 point
1 point