NEW YORK — The CEO of a Jewish advocacy group has recently come under fire for declassifying the Nazis as a hate group.

Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the Jewish advocacy group Anti‐Defamation League, said that the Nazis “could not possibly have been antisemitic” due to their support for Zionism.

“The Nazis could not possibly have been antisemitic. Nazi Germany was responsible for 60% of the investments in Israel back in the ’30s, funded most of the neighborhoods, built Tel Aviv, produced pro‐Israel films, allowed free speech for pro‐Israel Jews, trained pro‐Israel Jews in agriculture, sold Israel prefabricated houses, and even appointed pro‐Israel Jews to positions of power. In short, the Nazis started the most successful Zionist undertaking in Europe.”

“How could they have been antisemitic? That’s about as far away from antisemitism as you can get,” he added.

When asked what he thought about the Axis exterminating six million Jews, he replied “Saying that the Axis killed six million Jews is Holocaust denial. In reality, most of those so‐called Jews were non‐Zionists, so they weren’t really Jews at all.”

“That leaves the real number of Jews the Axis killed at maybe around 100,000 or so,” he shrugged. “Even then, it was really their own fault for not immigrating to Israel sooner.”

When the ADL staff confronted him about his decision, he called them “self‐hating Jews”, fired all of them, and contacted a S.W.A.T. team, alleging that “Hamas terrorists” were “literally murdering” him.

“I knew that I should have jumped ship as soon as he rehabilitated Elon Musk,” a former ADL staff member said. “It’s a shanda.”