Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.
Caption: Start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.
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Better yet, tell them you’re dying, and if you need to, fake your death, move to Argentina, make that dive bar you always dreamt about.
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How about starting the call by informing them they are dying. If they have questions just enforce your predictions to get out of the call.
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