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Yeah but the people in this thread are clearly trained professionals, why else would they be speaking with such authority?

Surely they aren’t just talking out of their asses? Right?

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As a trained professional ass talker, I can confirm (with authority) that these people are not doing it

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May we ass you some questions? Don’t get too close, your breath is terrible.

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Well shit, I guess that’s that.

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