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But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.

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So you can continue to be shitty in family game night! Don’t you also want to continue to cause disagreements and conflicts between family members?

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Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…

But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.

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“Filtered Promethiel”

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Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.

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It would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.

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