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Nah, I name all my variables after my homies.

int dave = 0;

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does dave know he’s a zero?

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In zero-based indexing, zero is #1.

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8 points

Dave was number one!

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His best friends index starts at 0

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Ah, the XCOM approach. Now you look after those variables and get sad when you have to delete them.

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