8 points
Cut my cake into pieces
I’ve eaten my solo tort
All for me, no sharing
Oh did you think I’d be sharing?
Do you even care if I die eating?
It would be right, it’s always right
To hog the cake to myself
Let the proles eat what they might
All the cake is out of sight
And I’m contemplating a second plate
Cuz I’m eating my cake, Eating my cake
No one else is eating my cake
Eating my cake, eating my cake
No one else even needs a plate
3 points
I can’t even think about this song without Angry White Boy Polka playing in my head lol
