No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK’s sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.

The Clarkson’s Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

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6 points

I’d definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I’m not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?

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It’s OK, women and gay men were unlikely to be well-represented amongst the people polled.

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It’s ok no one is straight enough not to be attracted to Idris Elba

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Cackles in asexual I possess no such weakness

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