No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK’s sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.

The Clarkson’s Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK’s sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

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I assume it’s a static page because we’re always at it, we can’t help ourselves.

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Oh right! I thought the address was “Are the Brits a tit again”

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That too.

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Username checks out.

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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