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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Narrator:
Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.

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lad@programming.dev
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Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

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superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.

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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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another $89

stabs the delivery driver

“Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”

he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services

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