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And in California bees are fish.

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In Catholicism beavers are fish.

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I’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.

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Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals

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And in absurdism, beavers are bees.

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Both are busy, the logic checks out

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