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I mean maybe quit fucking in the woods

yall might think i’m joking or being whateverist but there’s a nice thicketed section of the waterfront in Toronto and there always people fucking in there. I used to bike past it on my commute, never saw any women going in. Thought it was just a nice path til I went in and was immediately propositioned. I mean I see the appeal of fucking outside but designated outdoor orgy zones are a little much

Even that’s a little hysterical though to connect to the NPS being dickfighters I suppose.

edit: 34 little bitches who can not read, f, u, c, k, i, n, g! one in the bush, one in the tree, one on the bus right next to me

I didn’t realise fucking in public was this popular IRL. It’s probably not, but anyway, sorry everyone!

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What the fuck does a story you made up about people off of a path in Toronto have to do with park rangers in the US? Maybe stop being such a bigot.

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Oh, does the NPS not do forests? i guess there can be no possible connection!

Oh, I get it, you want to go and I didn’t tell you where. It’s here! In the Frolicking Trails, i mean you can’t make this shit up. Don’t get me wrong I’d be down there every day if I didn’t already have this other life, now you stop being obtuse and ornery, ya silly bitch.

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A connection to random people? Are you actually claiming that US park rangers are traveling to Toronto parks to touch your chest? WTF is wrong with you?

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Interesting story that didn’t happen outside of your imagination.

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lmao coward ;)

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yeah the dude who ran his finger down my chest as I made apologies and tried to retreat was definitely a wakeup call

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So one guy flirted with you, and that was your wakeup call to become deeply homophobic?

lmao, poor baby…

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