Before sentencing a judge is given a report on the felon’s behavior, likelihood to recommit crimes, and general overview of a subjects temperament.
Trumps is going to be amazing.
Do we think this report will be honest? Trump always has people around him telling lies for him.
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They get interviewed by a court official
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They have to pee in a cup for a drug test in front of said officer
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The room is mirrored, so no shenanigans can go on during the pee in the cup phase
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They are asked a bazillion questions that have to be answered, or you go directly to jail.
Fuck off for even implying that this process won’t be honest
Fuck off for implying that the judicial branch can’t be corrupted. We wouldn’t even be having this conversation if trump weren’t continuously supported by people who lie or slow-roll for him. IDGAF if he has to pee in a cup, it’s the rest of the report that counts, especially the part where his likelihood of being a repeat offender is discussed and whether or not there are any consequences for the very fact that hell yeah, he’s a habitual offender.