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Questions:

  1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol

  2. This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?

^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!

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85 points

I can’t picture him running at all.

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I could see him waddling quickly down an alley with a peter griffin stomach hiding his micropenis

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13 points

It would be very slow.

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8 points

And definitely don’t want to see him naked!

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8 points

I kind of do only to see for myself if Stormy’s tiny mushroom claim is true. I have a strong stomach.

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18 points

Can he still afford his dementia meds?

Can he afford an aide to remember to tell him to take his dementia meds?

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  1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol

It uh, looks like we have 0% reporting… 5 months before the polls close.

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7 points

Technically they’re correct

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2 points

Watch party?

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