Christmas could be accomplished via a spreadsheet too. Just have a big table where the labels on each axis are all the people, and you can enter the values for what gift each gave to the other. Reveal the squares in random order with a timer.

It’s functionally equivalent! It’s how we do Christmas in Norway, so there’s literally no reason it can’t work.

It’s not like kids will be cut out of the Holiday system. We can have special user accounts, maybe with read-only access to the spreadsheet.

It’s functionally isomorphic guys. It’s a proved model and we’re just wasting time holding off the implementation. Norway bro.