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Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn’t even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.

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Why you think the sea salty?

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Cause they refuse to git gud.

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Because minerals that are washed out by mountain creeks do not evaporate while water does.

I also am in fact “fun at parties”

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Nah, you can’t fool me. I’ve seen that one episode of The Magic School Bus. I know the oceans are full of fish spooge.

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