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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one(chaser.com.au)

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flerp@lemm.ee
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Hahahuaha jokes on them, they don’t know I have a cat so I am sharing a chair with a female at this exact moment in time!

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uis@lemm.ee
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Pet the cat. Pet the kitty! Now!

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flerp@lemm.ee
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I do as I am commanded. The kitty has been pet.

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Armageddon@ttrpg.network
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cat tax!

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