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As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

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As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

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Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you’re sapient, not merely sentient!

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And with one hand, too!

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You dropped your fedora, redditor!

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