This is the reason I’m still using my 2012 MBP (with OpenCore Legacy Patcher).
2015: “Ew, butterfly keyboard? I’m going to wait until they release non-butterfly keyboard models”
2020: “They finally stop using butterfly keyboard, but M1 will be released soon. Might as well wait another year”
2021: “Not all apps has been ported to ARM yet. I’m going to wait a bit to see how it goes”
2022: “What’s that? M2 is going to be released soon? I can wait just a bit more”
2023: “Wife just got an M2 macbook air and it’s really nice, but what’s this talk about M3 getting released soon?”