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Anon meets his gf's parents(sh.itjust.works)

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bookcrawler@lemmy.world
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Psythik@lemmy.world
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Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I’m confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after “even on our dates”.

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ysjet@lemmy.world
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GF: “Did you always have a gun?”

Anon: “I always carry”

GF: “Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?”

Anon: “Muggers don’t wait until it’s convienient for you to get robbed, you know?”

GF: “Oh that makes sense.”

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Ravenson@lemm.ee
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GF, Anon, GF.

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prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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Anon, then anon, then gf

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PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

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swim@slrpnk.net
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“Did you think I was gonna mug you?” came from the girl, not 2A bro

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