Why couldn’t this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

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why are you contacting me instead of the fire department

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Oh, so if there’s a fire in the building I should quietly slip a note under your door and assume you got it?

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If I didn’t hear the fire alarm, I certainly won’t hear your call.

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you have the concept of a phone down but not a fire alarm

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So you admit that I’m the one with the correct concept of a phone?

Also the fire alarm battery was dead, and the entire thing was an analogy anyway.

Either way out of courtesy, I will retire from this battle of wits; it appears you’ve come unarmed.

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How often does a fire break out next to you? You make it sound like it’s a daily occurrence.

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