Just to give people some ideas of how to handle the next outage…

I’ll start first: I was having s*x

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I’ll start first: I was having s*x

Is that a euphemism for something?

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The asterisk is actually censoring an “i”. I had six of @Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net’s soy tacos.

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¡Ay, Dios mío!

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Wasn’t expecting company, lol. I’ll get out the almond cheese. Have to say I’m getting better at it then when I first started. Still takes forever to brown the tofu though.

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using almonds instead of cashews

epic fail

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