The noise scared my lizard something frightful!

Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.

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Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window

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How much does a boulder go for nowadays?

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I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it’s in the swamp.

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Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.

You must deal with the delivery yourself though.

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I’m sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.

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They’ll make a bigger car to drive over it

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