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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips(www.theonion.com)

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OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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Maybe he should quit and find a higher paying job.

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sunzu@kbin.run
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But the he wouldn’t be a mullah :(

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.

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