You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
81 points

George Washington would put trump in the fucking ground faster than you could say king of America

permalink
report
parent
reply
48 points

Washington’s ghost: “Let’s see how America is getting along.”

“…”

“Welp, I tried to warn them political parties were a bad idea.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

And only five of them were his!

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I’ve been assured he was 12 stories high and made of radiation

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Nukes are mined from Washington’s grave, and the only reason Russia and other nations also have them is because he once wandered a bit too far into Siberia and froze his toes off on a trip that was just meant to explore the northwestern reaches of the new continent. He leaped to the Diomede islands and his toes dipped into the water, he walked into Russia with wet shoes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-2 points

He’ll save the children but not the Palestinian children?

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

I had the Mental Image of George calmly setting aside his false teeth before suplexing Trump so hard that you could measure it on the Richter scale.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Washington was surrounded by Trump-like figures during his Presidency and profited handsomely from their patronage. His administration only put you in the ground if you were a Pennsylvania wheat farmer trying to dodge a huge new tax on your most efficient method of commodity preservation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Indeed he would.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Political Memes

!politicalmemes@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to politcal memes!

These are our rules:

Be civil

Jokes are okay, but don’t intentionally harass or disturb any member of our community. Sexism, racism and bigotry are not allowed. Good faith argumentation only. No posts discouraging people to vote or shaming people for voting.

No misinformation

Don’t post any intentional misinformation. When asked by mods, provide sources for any claims you make.

Posts should be memes

Random pictures do not qualify as memes. Relevance to politics is required.

No bots, spam or self-promotion

Follow instance rules, ask for your bot to be allowed on this community.

Community stats

  • 12K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.7K

    Posts

  • 118K

    Comments