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Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.

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Just as long as it’s an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn’t want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!

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The Trumpficial Amendment.

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They have to outperform Trump’s public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia–United_States_summit

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