These people are why communists are seen as a joke.
Anyway, to answer their question, I’m joining the Red Army.
13 points
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It would be funny to see how many would take the offer of US$1 million at the time of this writing if they survive a month in 1 million BCE but they can’t bring anything with (clothes too, they’d have to make their own). After a month, they can choose to stay there forever or come back and claim the money.