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Why spend money on ChatGPT?(feddit.org)

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aard@kyu.de
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Don’t have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

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LordTrychon@startrek.website
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Omg lol

‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’

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blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk
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Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

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LordTrychon@startrek.website
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Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!

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