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What would you do if you won the lottery?

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The Powerball lottery is up to $1 billion tonight. If you won it, what would you do?

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IntheTreetop@lemm.ee
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Exactly. Do as little as required by the laws of where you live and immediately get the fuck away from wherever you are and start the process to emigrate to a different country. Christmas and Thanksgiving will now be done over video chat.

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Screwthehole@lemmy.world
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You won’t fly your family in on your private jet?

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IntheTreetop@lemm.ee
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Nope. They’re the ones most likely to murder me. Just me, my wife, and our cats. Minimal chances of murder. Except from one of the cats but if it comes down to it, I think I can take her.

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GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev
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Too many eggs in one basket

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