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A friend dared me to swim in a pool but there were none around so I decided to look on Google maps for someone who had a pool then go to their house climb their fence and swim at 2am. I did and rhe home owner came out and boy was he pissed. I ran and he chased me even jumping over the fences and across a few blocks before I escaped. The whole time he was threatening to beat the shot out of me which really motivated me to run.

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he was threatening to beat the shot out of me which really motivated me to run.

Yep, that would do it

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The whole time he was threatening to beat the shot out of me which really motivated me to run.

Lmfao, im glad you escaped to tell the tale. You’ve made me laugh today

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Also both me and the guy were only wearing boxers. So anyone driving down the road would have seen a mostly naked adult chasing a mostly naked teenage boy at 3am.

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My God, πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ just how I imagined

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