This is gonna be a meal fantastic
Pasta, and a bombastic Salad Potastic
It’s a bargain and realistic
Can’t cancel potat, they’re not problematic
They’re charming, hot, sweet, charismatic
Eat potates and you’ll feel great, therapeutic
If you hate potates, I am unsympathetic
You’re missing out, bad vibes, unromantic
Hate potates, we cannot date, it’s pathetic
Give me potats, in men’s hats, neurotic
Varied looks but they all smell great, aromatic,
My love for potatoes is galactic, cosmic
Oh oh I’m a culty potato-fanatic
I always believed, never a skeptic
Erratic, measures drastic, complete lunatic
For the taste of orgasmic Salad Potastic!