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  • A pressure cooker

  • A ghetto bidet:
    3D print it, or take a small softdrink bottle, make a hole in it’s neck using a hot needle or corkscrew. Fill it with water, hold it upside down and squirt your butthole clean with it. Use a little toiletpaper or cloth to dab it dry. Can’t live without it anymore.

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Thanks pal. The phosphoric acid in the soda burnt my asshole. Now I cant wipe at all.

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Lips and buttholes share the same type of skin tissue. If it doesn’t hurt your lips it won’t hurt the other end of the tube. :)

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A ghetto bidet. I love it.

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The noise from squeezing the bottle especially in any public place… For 30 to 40 you can get a cold water bidet that hooks into your toilet water. But it is worth it to go heated water and heated dry. Hell even heated seat. Its worth the spend.

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Yeah, after years of using the Ghetto Bidet I installed a cold water bidet next to the toilet upstairs. It uses way more water but I love it as well. I don’t need or want any more luxury, heating stuff is a line I won’t cross. It’s much more expensive, fault-prone and my butt likes the cold water kick. Saves me a coffee or two every day. :)

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Saves me a coffee or two. That’s pretty good lol.

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i don’t know if it’s a life hack or not but it should be. if you can’t lose weight go on the carnivore diet.

Cold shower for a dopamine hit

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Lose weight the most idiotic way possible and die of a heart attack, brilliant

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ok your missing the point of it tho, i’m sure you’ve seen people that are over weight? they get this way because they can’t control there hunger pains, carnivore diet will leave you feeling full 100% of the time and eating 80-90% less… I hardly believe that people who are eating junkfood and a bunch of carbs (and 100s of pounds overweight) are less at risk than someone eating properly on a carnivore diet.

Hunger pains are real, it’s not as easy to control as you’d think. I remember waking up in the middle of the night to have to run to grab a jar of peanut butter i was so starving…it’s sad really and it’s not for everyone ofc most people don’t have that problem.

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Youll lose weight possibly but thats a great way to end up dead by heart disease at a stupidly young age.

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I thought the same thing to but I’m not so sure any more… I was a vegan for years…but that was killing me, so I did carnivore out of desperation and it worked

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RIP Carl Ruiz never forget

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