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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good

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TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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They’ll all buy credits, problem solved!

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thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??

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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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Considering that the USD is sometimes called the “petrodollar”, we’re just a name-change away.

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goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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“In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn’t actually work.”

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Sabata@ani.social
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“We changed the legal definition of carbon and have saved the planet”

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pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br
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They already do! It’s called carbon credits

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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It is a distinct possibility.

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