Ok seriously tho, what’s up with the sneakers, why do you spend hundreds on something that Murphy’s law assures will get coated in mud and/or street grime the red second you ever decide to wear them.
They’re the “the good china” of shoes.
Where do they even get it from?
It’s not like the losers that actually buy them are working the big time jobs that can handle a spur of the moment hundreds of dollars spend on something that isn’t a home improvement project.