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Oh no my grandmother’s inheritance

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Funniest outcome of this shit. The dude will now probaly #HODL until the stock goes to zero and Intel declares bankruptcy. This is why WallstreetBets is an irreplaceable subreddit.

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I’m OOTL, what did some nerd do?

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Yolo’d $700k of his $800k inheritance entirely on Intel like a few hours before it tanked

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ehjuzj/i_bought_700k_worth_of_intel_stock_today/

It’s the perfect foil to other person who did a bunch of “DD” on why Crowdstrike was overvalued, mere hours before they brought down millions of mission-critical windows machines across the planet

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22 points

Holy fuck is I was Meemaw I would be so astronomically pissed.

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I think the nature of inheritance suggests that if you were Meemaw you would be dead, sad to say.

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Meemaw’s revenge! She’s back from hell to call you a dipshit for gambling away your inheritance without even getting free drinks at the high roller table.

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I would come back as a ghost just to terrorize this spoiled brat.

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