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This portrays weakness. Me? I’d get a big plate carrier with “if you come at the king don’t miss” written on it.

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Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his “bulletproof vest” and it’s just his bare chest

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TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they’re the best. People said I shouldn’t wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn’t put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can’t put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don’t care what they say I’m putting the armor where the bullets go.

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Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole “Trump as 50 Cent” thing after the shooting.

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Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.

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This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

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It would be very funny.

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I don’t know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he’d probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

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