Comment by Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml on So we’re going to war with Iran huh?

Remember: You only frag your CO at the first chance you get if you won’t get any better chances later. Work SMART not HARD

lol if they try to draft me I’m sorry I’m done and so are they

If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.

Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might

dawg i’m a chef

and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know

yes let me get a bunch of random people sick

Glad you’re eenthusiastic for the cause! Go get em

dawg i’m a chef

Great you’re already ready. Best of luck agent

Can you get drafted into the airforce? Dropping bombs on your own military base would be a pretty good way to go

Judging by America’s war on Vietnam, no you’d have to volunteer and they don’t even let volunteer enlisted pukes fly planes.

To add to this, it seems like they only let super chuds fly the planes. I’ve never met someone in the airforce that I didn’t hate immediately.

I’ve had the opposite experience. Older airmen are surprisingly left-leaning. I knew one that became socialist after spending time on the Wall. Marines and Rangers tended to be chuddy.

Not gonna lie, my opinion isn’t well researched. Purely on vibes, I struggle to imagine that Amerikan airforce pilots are “left-leaning”, in the Hexbear sense. Maybe libs or socdems?

Anyhow this isn’t a struggle session as I have no fecking clue about any of this.

Different time. Was offered jail or service when caught with weed. He wasn’t carpet bombings kids/wasn’t a pilot and while we were still in the middle east he served in more of an air support and refueling roles in Germany. Still not good by any means but I found it interesting that being exposed to the Soviets helped him quickly dismiss propaganda he was fed at home.

Mostly just that a lot of it was lies; most of the things he heard from his superiors and other soldiers at least. He said it just was “a different way of life, one better for the future I’d think”

Interestingly enough, he was a hardcore hippie/Beatles lover that didn’t turn out complete shitlib. Not saying he’s a communist either; but he doesn’t revile at Lenin or Stalin and respected the Soviet Union. That’s quite a bit for a soldier back then.

Yeah, but not as pilot.

Fill the jet with pee pee instead of Jet fuel

I bet US MIC thought of that before.

their jets on pee pee 😳?

No, of selling substandard fuel to military.

Imagine putting sugar in a billion dollars worth of jet fuel tanks lmao

Solutions oriented, forward thinking.

Take a tip from al Qassam and wait until a bunch of officers pile into one room for a meeting

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So we’re going to war with Iran huh?

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