Who hurt you as a child?
5 points
Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?
The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
6 points
You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
7 points
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