For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
For the first six months, I’d be very very sad, and that is not accounting for the additional shopping time. Maybe if I had a vegen chef to help me transition.
That said, my meat intake is probably below average, but I am a cheese junkie.